Possible commissions

Hey guys, long time no post. But this post is kind of serious. I've just started college today, and already, I'm in a financial bind. I'm over $1,000 in debt already and I'd rather not have to take out student loans to pay it. So I was wondering, Would any of you guys help me out by buying a traditional commission if I started my own paypal? Or even by money order if that's more convenient for you? Depending on how many people would agree to help,I'll open a paypal account or not. Almost everything I normally would offer in the regular commissions would be available, but they'd be offered for money, not points, and they will even be mailed to you if you'd like. Of course, the more detail you'd like, the longer the wait will be. To be honest, all I want to do is traditional art and I've been working on multiple pictures for a few weeks. Of course, if you order anything, I'd work on your commission with any free time I'll have before any of my personal art projects.
    So if any of you would like to help me, I'd very much appreciate it. You'll even get a feature journal for you're help. Thank you to any and all of you who will help me. I'm cautiously optimistic.